Schumer does not come from Shomer, Guardian in Hebrew, as he says, but was actually an occupational name for a cobbler. The name is derived from the Old German word for shoe, “schuoch,” and the suffix “mann.” I think he’s closer to a schyster, a person who acts in an unethical, unscrupulous, or disreputable way, especially in politics, law, or economics. Talk about hitting the nail right on the head! You tell me…
